Gimmie Your Tots

[Miyuki Takara]

Miyuki sat and simply listened quietly as Talyor and Bob relayed their stories, eyebrows arched as she slowly nibbled on yet another churro. Well, that Superjail place sounded... interesting? She wasn't sure quite what to make of it all. But regardless she nodded slowly. "Hm. I see. So that's probably why we don't get to talk to you two much..." she said.
Megamind had been eyeing Miyuki's plate of churros the whole time the unicorn and the girl had talked, and every so slowly he reached out his ahnd to swipe one from the pink-hired assassin.
Thanfully for Miyuki, she caught him just in the nick of time and casually slapped his hand away and pushed the tray farther away from him. "Mine. None for you."

[Soul]

"Sounds like you two have quite the interesting history." Soul stated. Then again, he wasn't familiar with all that many unicorns. Of course Bob's history would be interesting. His history seemed a bit dull by comparison. But only a little bit. "I suppose that's what makes us stand out more. I doubt any of those agents have nearly as interesting a background." he smirked.

Maka does, and you know it. came the inner voice that always seemed to be nagging him. He ignored it for the moment, though. Catching sight of Megamind trying to steal Miyuki's food got a chuckle out of him, and after a moment Soul decided to take pity on the alien. "Here. Take 'em." Soul said as he pushed his tater tots over to Megamind. "This sandwich is all I need, anyway." he said with a shrug before taking a bite out of said chicken sandwich.

[Ursula]

Ursula watched Soul pass Megamind his food and looked at her food. She wasn't hungry anyways. "You can have my desert if you want." she mumbled. Turning over the cards in front of her, she slowly arose from the table she was sitting at.

[Vitani]

A new face around the Headquarters. Vitani had spent her morning training, honing her already-lethal fighting skills in an attempt to proove to any who might have been watching that she had what it took to be an assassin. Not showing off, just increasing her chances of getting a mission soon. As the lioness approached the lunchroom, she caught sight of the group sitting outside. While not one for idle conversation, Vitani figured it wouldn't be a bad idea to get to know more about a few of the other assassins. Own lunch - a raw, still bloody steak - clutched in her mouth, she sauntered over to the group.

"Mind if the new girl joins you?" she asked, her tone indicating that the lioness was unlikely to take 'no' for an answer.

[Soul]

Soul glanced at Vitani as she approached, nodding slowly in response. There was plenty of room at the table as far as he was concerned, and he was curious about this lioness. "Go right ahead." Soul told her. An animal assassin. It was definitely something that still intrigued the scythe boy. "Got a name?" Soul asked. Of course she did. What a stupid question. But, it was a way of starting off a conversation.

[Vitani]

"Of course. The name's Vitani." she replied, hopping up onto one of the seats in a graceful bound and dropping her meal onto the table with a wet-sounding 'splat', a little blood splattering from it as she did. Some around the table may have been unnerved by the sight, but Vitani assumed that - since they were all assassins like her - they should be able to stomach it. She tore a chunk off the steak. "And who are you?" she asked, mouth partly full - evidently table manners weren't one of the things Zira had taught her daughter.

[Soul]

Soul was not one to be unnerved by such a sight. After all, he had put up with Black*Star and his lack of table manners for long enough. Vitani's lack of them didn't bother him in the slightest. "Soul Eater's my name. Just call me Soul. It's easier." Soul replied. Come to think of it, it was the first time he was adding the 'Eater' part to his name. At least in the presence of other assassins. Not like it changed anything. It was just a name. Whether or not it was of any significance that he added the second part of his name this time shouldn't have mattered.

"Good to see we're getting more assassins around here. I was beginning to think we wouldn't be seeing any new faces for a while." Soul stated. Then again, what did he know? There were probably more that he hadn't met since he had spent a lot of his time in the training room as opposed to actually meeting other assassins. That was changing, slowly but surely, but that was how it had been up until then.

[Dan]

"Wonderful. Something without cheese, milk, but I'll still eat it. Besides the tots. Who even invented tots? They're going on the list." Dan had muttered those words as he walked about with a somewhat joyous look on his face. He hardly ever smiled. He picked a random table to sit at, not really caring about who was there. Then again, Dan really didn't care about anyone, so it didn't matter where he sat. He didn't have anyone here on 'The List' yet. His green eyes lazily wandered over at the lioness. Lioness. Great, now they had giant, killer, Mr. Mumbles around!

Wait. Giant Mr. Mumbles? Oh, right, the lioness would probably maliciously maul Dan in his sleep. Cats and lions weren't the same. He looked away from Vitani to begin eating. "So what are you having?" Dan's bitter voice had piped up from his original muttering about revenge upon tots. Besides, it would be rather odd to be silent when everyone else seemed to be speaking. Unfortunately, he couldn't keep his mind off cats, so he looked at Vitani when he said this.

[Miyuki Takara]

"Woah. Lion. Lion? What? What? Lion? What?" Miyuki stuttered as Vitani casually situated herself with a huge bloody slab of meat at the table. The raw meat didn't disturb her-- in fact, she would have liked to have some of it were she not sure her fellow assassins would be sick at that. But... a talking lion... that was just weird. "Whyyyy is she at our table and whyyyy is she talking...?"

[Soul]

At first, Soul just snickered a little. Soon enough that turned into just plain laughing until finally he couldn't take it anymore and just fell out of his chair and on to the ground. Miyuki's reaction to Vitani being with them was just too priceless! It took a few moments, but eventually Soul was able to regain his composure long enough to speak again. "This is Vitani. I'm guessing she's a new recruit." Soul replied at last. Maybe it was just him that was completely unfazed by the fact that a lioness was at their table. Then again, he had seen some pretty strange things in his day. This shouldn't have, and really didn't, surprise him all that much.

[Miyuki Takara]

"I don't know why the hell you're laughing, Mr. Cool, because if you haven't noticed there's a FREAKING TALKING LION AT THE TABLE. Doesn't that, I don't know, bother you?!" Miyuki exclaimed to Soul, nearly in a frenzy. This went against everything she'd ever known. It was like the number one law of the universe that humans and animals could not communiate through verbal means. And whoop-de-friggen-doo, here was, in front of her eyes, a talking lion.
"I think I took too much aspirin last night," she moaned, rubbing her temples tiredly.

[Soul]

"Oh, believe me. I've seen things that are much stranger than this." Soul told her. "Try an unbelievably annoying holy sword, an immortal werewolf, witches, a zombie for a professor, and a kishin. Not to mention other kids that could transform into weapons like me." Soul explained further, counting the different things on his fingers as he spoke. He gave a toothy smirk after just a moment, fairly certain that he was the oddest of the bunch present at the table. "And not including Bob. I just met him today, after all." he stated after a moment.

[Miyuki Takara]

"...Okay, fine. Touche," Miyuki replied a little reluctantly. "...That sounds pretty awesome, actually. Isn't that the academy you said you were from? You should take me there someday, it sounds totally bitchin', even if I'd probably not blend in with the general freaky crowd there."

[Soul]

Soul nodded, for once feeling able to freely talk about where he had come from. "That's right. The Death Weapon and Meister Academy, or DWMA for short. I wouldn't worry about fitting in or not around there... pretty much everybody is a bit insane around there." Soul said as he finally got up off the ground and back into his seat. Kid was the perfect example about how insane people around there could be. Stupid symmetry freak. His smile faded slightly after a moment as he allowed a memory to briefly filter through his clouded thoughts. This time, fortunately, the pain wasn't as intense as it had been for some of the other memories and so it was easier to make it appear as though he just had a bit of a headache. Once it had passed, he smirked a little again. "Maybe I should bring you around there at some point. Once we're done messing with those goody two-shoes agents, of course." Soul said.

[Miyuki Takara]

"Of course," Miyuki nodded with a flick of her wrist. "So... was everyone as badass as you? Or could measure up to your smoking hot charm?" She said this last part with a saucy little wink and a little curl of a lock of hair.